Archive for May 2010


On the way to my dog’s taking a dump:

May 19th, 2010 — 7:44am

Oakland: Saw a cop double-parked on 17th by Caro’s place as I took the dog out.  Figured he was watching for speeders on Lakeside.  As I crossed Lakeside to head to the park, a couple cars zipped over the crosswalk, ignoring me and speeding through the intersection.  I thought “he’s gonna get ‘em.”  Nope.  I let the dog poop as I watched several more cars go by 15+mph over the limit.  Nope.  Then as I was throwing out the dog poop I scooped up, I noticed there was a decent sized marijuana plant in the trash can.  I did a total double-take, looked up at the cop and laughed.  He waved and I went back in the building.  Now if the perp doesn’t notice the cop, he’s going to have to deal with digging through dog shit before getting arrested, haha…

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