On the way to my dog’s taking a dump:
Oakland: Saw a cop double-parked on 17th by Caro’s place as I took the dog out. Figured he was watching for speeders on Lakeside. As I crossed Lakeside to head to the park, a couple cars zipped over the crosswalk, ignoring me and speeding through the intersection. I thought “he’s gonna get ‘em.” Nope. I let the dog poop as I watched several more cars go by 15+mph over the limit. Nope. Then as I was throwing out the dog poop I scooped up, I noticed there was a decent sized marijuana plant in the trash can. I did a total double-take, looked up at the cop and laughed. He waved and I went back in the building. Now if the perp doesn’t notice the cop, he’s going to have to deal with digging through dog shit before getting arrested, haha…
























