The 7th Inning Stretch: My Version
August 12th, 2010 — 8:48pm
Take me out to the ball game (’cause it’s unlikely I’d go myself)
Take me out with the crowd (well… it’s not THAT crowded)
Buy me some peanuts and cracker jack ($9.50)
I don’t care if I never get back
(well… as long as it’s before the BART cutoff time)
Let me root, root, root for the home team (why not?)
If they don’t win it’s a shame (not that I know any Giants fans)
For it’s one, two, three strikes (or a caught pop fly) you’re out
Take me out with the crowd (well… it’s not THAT crowded)
Buy me some peanuts and cracker jack ($9.50)
I don’t care if I never get back
(well… as long as it’s before the BART cutoff time)
Let me root, root, root for the home team (why not?)
If they don’t win it’s a shame (not that I know any Giants fans)
For it’s one, two, three strikes (or a caught pop fly) you’re out
At the old ball game!

Disclaimer: I don’t go to sporting events to actually watch the game
(except hockey)
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