All I want for Christmas
December 7, 2009 · Posted in Blatherings · 1 Comment
All I want for Christmas is an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle. Oh, but not only will I shoot my eye out, it’s ILLEGAL in San Francisco under Section 602 of San Francisco’s Police Municipal Code. I COULD, however, posess a REAL rifle quite legally. Hmm…
NEW VIDEO (finally)
December 2, 2009 · Posted in Blatherings · Comment
Tiger Woods for Dummies
December 2, 2009 · Posted in Blatherings · 2 Comments
It’s obvious, right? Tiger was being chased by his scorned, golf-club-wielding wife… he ran to his car to get the hell out of there… she jumped in front of him, swinging the golf club and smashing the window… he veered off the road to avoid hitting her and crashed into a tree. Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, and Kalika Moquin: Can’t fault Tiger for wanting to tap any of the three… he just shoulda put off marriage a while ’til his oats were sewn.
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