Tiger Woods for Dummies

December 2, 2009 · Posted in Blatherings 

It’s obvious, right? Tiger was being chased by his scorned, golf-club-wielding wife… he ran to his car to get the hell out of there… she jumped in front of him, swinging the golf club and smashing the window… he veered off the road to avoid hitting her and crashed into a tree. Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, and Kalika Moquin: Can’t fault Tiger for wanting to tap any of the three… he just shoulda put off marriage a while ’til his oats were sewn.

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2 Responses to “Tiger Woods for Dummies”

  1. Luigi Fulk on December 11th, 2009 1:53 pm

    Last nights Parks and Rec is soooo much like Tiger Woods stuff going on now. Really really close…

  2. Lauren Cosby on January 10th, 2010 2:26 pm

    Tiger will be back for the Masters…and yep, he’s going to win it.  I mean you figure he’s got something to prove again. 

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